Dead Brain Zombie

A Zombie wired to work overhours to entertain humankind. A Bisexual Asexual Pessimist Introvert Zombie to you.
A zombie hotwired to answer your questions

sviscous:

luckybystander:

Hellfire

Why does this remind me of Doctor Who?

Sames. This should have been a TARDIS corridor. Water splashing everywhere and fire getting in the way. It would look so cool.

thefourteenthdoctor:

Here, have a TARDIS post.

(Source: arthurdarvll)

becca1357:

astudyinadventure:

I finally figured out why this season of Doctor Who feels different. Instead of seeing the Doctor through the companion’s eyes, we’re seeing the companion through the Doctor’s eyes. 

Holy shit!

although:

*kills self thinking about tomorrow*

(Source: unalike)

nicevagina:

shitonskanks:

Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.

What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.

one of the most accurate posts I’ve ever read. 

nunnabe:

lulz-time:

printers are awful

it’s 2013 so

  1. why do they still make so much noise
  2. why are they so pushy and impatient
  3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
  4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

That fourth point tho

(Source: bartowski)

joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be fucking swedish.

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

L 

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

(Source: basedmadoka)

High school, it seems, has changed. It has become competitive. Young men and women — 13 to 18 years old — must work more or less tirelessly to ensure their spot at a college deemed worthy to them and their families. So rather than living their adolescent lives — lives brimming with desires and vitality, with vim, vigor, and brewing lust — these kids are working at old age homes, cramming for tests, popping Adderall just to make the literal and proverbial grade. And for what? So they can go to a school that puts them in debt for the rest of their lives. School has become a great vehicle of capitalism: it quashes the revolution implicit in adolescence while simultaneously fomenting perpetual indebtedness.
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